• Fri, Sep 21 2007

The Bionic Woman’s Rules Of Engagement

bionic-woman-michelleryan1.jpgOr rather Michelle Ryan‘s Rules of Engagement. First of, are you all looking forward to NBC’s Bionic Woman? I am. I love it when Women on TV kick ass. I think this show will catapult Michelle Ryan to mainstream the same way ALIAS catapulted Jennifer Garner’s career when she portrayed multi-agent Sydney Bristow. The shows are 2 completely different premises but they’re still 2 shows headlined by ass-kicking women, respectively. Anyhoooo, Michelle Ryan is featured in the October 2007 issue of Men’s Health. Jason Statham is in the cover. In the said issue, Michelle happily shared her own set of rules of engagement. I’ll go through them with you just in case you find the guts to pursue her to be your babys-Mama, someday. Hey, you never know :P .

APPROACH HER AS AN EQUAL
She has a brain therefore she wants to be with someone with a brain. Try not to be too flashy. There’s always a thin line between confidence and arrogance. She likes a confident man with a sense of humor.

STRIP DOWN, PSYCHOLOGICALLY
No game playing please. Life is simple. Try not to over-complicate it.

FIND COMFORT IN THE SHADOW
Accept the fact that when you go out, people would be screaming for her name. Learn to live with it.

DON’T LOOK FOR A TROPHY
Girls like Michelle have bionic bullshit detectors. So if you’re only interested in attaching yourself to get famous, FORGEDDABAWTIT!

NEVER INTRUDE ON HER CHOICES
You don’t have a chance in the world if you’re one of those control freaks.

Well, that’s it. Good Luck! :)

*Men’s Health October Issue
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  • http://www.mountainrailway.typepad.com Carrie

    This was fun reading. :)

  • http://www.sheknowsbest.com Dexie

    Thanks Carrie. Hope it helps Michelle’s fans. :)

  • http://www.bionic-blog.com Roco

    I think you’re right about BW catapulting Michelle into the mainstream Stateside. She’s already well known in the UK but it will be good to see her succeed in the States.