• Thu, Jan 17 2008

15 REAL Ways To Melt A Woman’s Heart

skb-love-icon.jpgNow that I’ve dissected Men’s Health 41 Ways to Melt A Woman’s Heart, let me share with you guys the REAL ways to melt a woman’s heart. And it only takes 15. Contrary to what magazines or desperate women waiting for a Prince to rescue them acting like gurus write about it doesn’t take much for us Woman to be happy. I’m not a professional love adviser or anything but being married for 10 years, I think I’ve learned a few things when it comes to love and relationship in the real world that I can truthfully share with all of you. Here they are, in random order….

1. Don’t Be A Total Asshole. There’s a difference between being an asshole yet still capable of truly caring and loving someone and being an asshole who’s also a big jerk who don’t give a damn whatsoever.

2. Don’t Be A Lying, Cheating Son Of A Gun.

3. Buy Her Flowers. Any Day. No Occasions Necessary. They don’t have to be expensive all the time. A single rose would melt any Woman’s heart.

4. Make Her Laugh Her Ass Off.

5. Take The Trash Out.

6. Help Out With The Laundry. You don’t Need To Put Her Clothes Away, But Feel Free To Put Yours Away.

7. Cook Breakfast or Dinner For The Whole Family Once In A While.

8. Give Her The Remote Control, Sometimes.

9. Genuinely Enjoy Spending Time With The Children. If you don’t have kids yet, spend time with nephews and nieces or friend’s children.

10. Do A LOT of Kissing, Hugging and Cuddling. Kiss Her Before You Leave For Work. Tell Her “I Love You” before heading out the door. Call her from work on your break time. Kiss her when you get home. Grab her while she’s cooking dinner or doing dishes or when you pass her, then hug and kiss her. Kiss and tell her “I Love You” before bedtime. Cuddle for a bit before getting comfortable on your side of the bed. Cuddle on a Saturday Morning.

11. When you pick up a 6/12-pack on a Friday night, pick up a bottle of wine or the ingredients for a Margarita mix for her. Make the Margarita once the kids are in bed and hand her the glass and refill it without her asking.

12. Pick up little things in the store that you know she loves. Like fashion magazines, or a chocolate bar, favorite chips, anything.

13. When she’s taking a cat nap on the couch, tell the kids to be quiet. If you don’t have kids, well then YOU be quiet.. LOL

14. Take her to a major shopping spree. Trust me, Women love to shop.

15. Sex, of course. Be ready when she is. Give her foreplay. Satisfy her. All that good stuff.

There you go. Most women ARE happy. And they are not that hard to please. So many things these days are trying to turn us into desperate insecure bitches trying to snag a man and when we do we supposedly turn into witches. That’s the unrealistic picture in their head, but in reality, Women who are happy, confident, sure a little bit insecure(who isn’t) won’t have a problem picking up socks, cooking dinner, cleaning the house, taking care of the children as long as they are appreciated and treated with respect, love and care.

Now if you’re talking about the women in Brett’ Michaels’ Rock of Love 2 show, well they’re a different set of women species. Those you need to stay away from. If you’re like Brett Michaels or Scott Baio who are in their 40′s yet still can not decide whether to be a MAN or a pig, then you’re on your own buddy.

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  • http://thecasanovapeasant.blogspot.com Derek

    That all sounds great, but I used to know this farmer that would feed her pigs warm apple sauce in the winter…

    I’m just sayin…

  • Liz

    So, having been married for a few years myself, I appreciate the thought of any of these lists, the only comment I have though is… why does it say ‘help out’ with the laundry, cook dinner ‘once in a while’, etc? Maybe I’m just very very lucky, but my husband and I share those responsibilities equally. It seems that ‘helping out’ infers that it’s the wife’s job but that the husband should give her a hand once in a while… but it’s both people’s homes, lives, families.
    I’m so glad that at least the thought is there to take on some responsibility, but I can tell you, as a woman, if my husband ‘helped out’ ‘once in a while’, my heart would be far from melting… I’d probably be resentful, insulted, and I’d feel like I was being treated as a lesser human being.

    Know how to melt a woman’s heart? Love her, cherish her, recognize that a lot of the things she does are to make you happy… and do the same, not because it’s a tactic or a conscious effort but because you really really want to make her happy.

  • molly

    wow. except for possibly #4, this list could be summed up by “be her bitch”. and any woman who’s had her own bitch knows her heart ain’t melting.

  • http://www.sheknowsbest.com Dexie

    Liz, when I wrote this I was thinking more for the guys in the beginning of a relationship/marriage. No offense to Men but some of them have to be told of things. For us women who’s been married for years, we have the understanding about chores division, etc. But for other Men, they still have to be told.

  • http://www.sheknowsbest.com Dexie

    Molly, read MH’s 41 ways and then come back here and tell me which one has the message that says “be her bitch”.

  • sandy

    “Molly, read MH’s 41 ways and then come back here and tell me which one has the message that says “be her bitch”.”

    Dexie, EXACTLY. I almost skipped over this because I thought it was the 41 ways. So glad I stopped and read. I thought of the years when I had two small children and yes, there should have been sharing, but there was never even a “help out”. Hence no melting heart until the day the divorce papers were served. >:-)

  • Actionfigure

    What does a woman have to do to melt a man’s heart?

  • http://www.sheknowsbest.com Dexie

    sandy, nope. I wrote this after I dissected that damn 41 ways..LOL

    actionfigure, you’re trying to get me in trouble, aren’t you ;)

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  • joe

    She wanted kids gave her 2. She wanted to stay home I worked hard enough so she could. She wanted a house I gave her that then she hated it .. I take the kids all evening after work INEVER GET TO WATCH THE TV! and still no number 15 THAT’s all I wanted

  • Nate Holmes

    My GF is mad at me because I had some people over ( 3 dudes ) and one of them lit up a joint and I made him go outside and she is mad at me and I didnt do anything? How do you fix that? I am really good to her.

    • sherritha

      when she got home she probally wanted to be alone with not come home to u and 3 smelly guys so tht was ur first mistake and the joint was the bad iceing

  • Mohmmed Alishan

    Nice one yaar