Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny Mc Carthy

Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.

Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.

I think the difference here, dahlings, is that Jenny has chosen to flaunt one part of her person. The Girls are clearly the star of this show. But Jen’s hair, makeup and jewels are all very sophisticated and appropriate. Plus, the skirt of her dress is modest.

Pamela, on the other hand, is showing everything off. Her slit’s up-to-there, her hair and makeup are scraggly, her lips are freakish. And pairing crappy black shoes with her white dress cheapens the look even further. Therein lies the difference.

Lesson of the day: To rock The Boob Dress, let the boobs have their moment and keep the rest of your look subdued.

Hear that, Pam?

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    • Tanya

      They are both starting to look like transvestite crack hos. Time to hang up the thong.

    • http://www.snarkstress.com Liberty

      Pam’s rough (and I do mean rough), no doubt, but Jenny looks okay, don’tcha think, dahling? Hm, don’tcha?

    • d

      Im SICK of all these people trashin Pam all da time. Pam is still DA HOTTEST CHICK!