• Sat, Mar 7 2009

Dita Von Teese Struts Through The Airport

How someone finds the time (or feels the need) to get all dolled up to stand in line next to smelly children and bad breathed business travelers, only to be frisked by security and spend $10 on a tea at Starbucks is beyond me.

Dita Von Teese looked exactly how she always looks (like a pinup doll) regardless of the time of day or type of occasion she is attending. You must need to get up pretty early in the day to see Von Teese without her makeup on.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

How do I travel through the airport?

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Tina Fey styles. Forget the makeup (airplane ventilation will make your skin go crazy dry or oily anyway), it’s all about comfort, and screw the paparazzi they won’t be following me on the plane so if I look like I just woke up at the check-in counter, whatever because at least I don’t have to spend the next seven hours snuggled up next to a bunch of people I don’t know in a cocktail dress and stilettos.

I’m not sure exactly if I’m opposed to Dita’s ensemble, but I do agree with Tina’s approach.

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