When Your Dress Is So Tight It Hurts

Both for Brenda to breathe and for me to look at. Blonde playmate, Brenda Roderick, hosted the premiere of Celebrity Apprentice wearing a skin tight bright blue cocktail dress that must have taken six people to zip up. Ladies, there is such thing as the next size up – and you are doing your hips, boobs and bum a favor by allowing them to have a little wiggle room.

Image: Splash News

Image: Splash News

There is no reason at all why I should be able to practically see Brenda’s belly button. Nor should her chest look like massive uniboob floating device. You are a lovely girl, Brenda – but your skirt is bunching and pulling in ways that make one thing quite clear. Your dress, I’m sorry to tell you, does..not…fit.

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    • Trixie

      Just an FYI her name is Brande not Brenda. Seriously, just check the quality of your work before you publish it.