• Sun, Mar 8 2009

Amber Rose Rocks Bald, Not Granny Glasses

I respect a girl who can sport a bald head and still look fabulous. This is not an easy look to pull off. I also give Amber Rose credit for that gorgeous green jacket. Beautiful as it is, that is not something that would work for everyone.

But what I can’t forgive is this hideous display of eyewear. I don’t care that they are Chanel – there is no reason for a long loopy braided chain. Or the overall massive ohmigod the UV rays are coming size/shape of them. Unless your name is Myrtle and your idea of a fun Saturday is playing bridge with Ethel and Bessie before going to get all you can eat buffet at 4:45pm.

Amber, you don’t look like a Myrtle. Or an Ethel, or a Bessie. You look like a hot “who cares if I was a stripper? Girl’s got to pay the bills.” woman. Give Kanye a kiss, grab his shades, and toss those ugly sunglasses at the paparazzi.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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