When I first noticed Pink was wearing a red peacoat I started to wonder what the world was coming to. The whole idea seemed a little too sweet and ordinary for someone who goes to such great lengths to be…”different.”
And different is something Pink has once again accomplished with this glowing example of how to make sure your hips stop speaking to you and your bum cut you lose as a friend. What are you supposed to do with all that extra fabric? Everything else about the jacket screams simple – which is a fine choice every once in a while, so why mess the whole thing up with saddlebags?
You have saddlebags, Pink – all that hard work in the gym doesn’t matter when you dress your body in this kind of recipe for faux pearshaped unattractiveness.
Go back to stylized rocker chic, Pink. It works for you. This statement here…bland and unappealing in all areas.
(but mostly in your hips.)