• Tue, Mar 24 2009

Brown Haired Fergie Looks Old and Tired

There is absolutely nothing I understand about Fergie’s new look. It appears we have lost her to the gladiator sandal side (barf) and now she has decided to go with a harsh super straight brunette hair which is about as unforgiving as can be when framed around a not quite youthful anymore face.

Are the orange streaks a side effect of being blonde for so long? I can understand if her hair is porous enough that the color isn’t sticking. But if this is intentional, then Fergie needs to get her money back.

The dress is a nice color and the cut could be cute. But the belt is sloppy and reminicent of Karate lessons in a strip mall. Way to run an outfit.

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Images: Splash News

Now let’s take a closer look at how Fergie’s face is holding up these days…

What happened?

Image: INF

Image: INF

Is this Fergie for Priscilla Presley? Did the same person who is responsible for the horrible hair color also perform some minor medical enhancements (loosely speaking) to her cheeks and lips? Honeychild, you are only in your mid-thirties, but this cosmetic work is propelling you into your fifties.

Put the scalpel down. Go back to your light brown hair. And don’t let me see you wearing gladiator sandals again.

Somehow…it always comes back to the gladiators.

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  • joyce

    There is no way Fergie is even in her 30s. She is much older. I guess she’s had her whole bio rewritten and is sticking to it but take a look at a woman 31 – 35 years old. A women just out of her 20s. I promise you, Fergie is long out of her 30s.

  • jean

    You b*itches are haters shes hot….stop posting negative comments because you are an UGLY self hating wench!

  • melaniekaras

    well she could be lying about her age. Do you think people are making her look older on purpose because they are jealous. Sometimes photoshop is for the worst. To know how well she is holding up you would have to see her in person. My sister did see her in person with out makeup on because they were staying in the hotel she worked at. Fergie I guess does look older according to my sister and she is kind of ugly with out getting some glam on. (jealous maybe) She also said the guys in the group wanted a ride to walmart and were fun to be around. Fergie is an easy going gal liked to dress comfortable when she was relaxing at the hotel. this was in 2006.

  • melaniekaras

    I wished i could have met them when they were in town. I would have cruised them all over hell If they wanted a fricken ride somewhere, I regret it to the day not going in meeting them. i worked during the day and the job did not pay off in long run. It was my birthday and i regret not going to their show. I love the band they are not fakers when it comes to their work and music. I will forever regret it because they are pretty COOL according to my sister. I went to britany spears she is a fucking faker.

  • Fergalicious

    FERGIE IS DAMN FINE & DAMN GORGEOUS!!!

  • Fergalicious

    STOP HATING FERGIE! Down the street and check out wt other 30-sth bitches look like!! then u’ll find FERGIE IS STILL VERY BEAUTIFUL at this age!! btw, people always midunderstand Ferg as sleazy as the way britney & paris hilton do, BUT she definitely NOT!!! She’s that kind of easy-going & nice girl! She ain’t sleazy or dirty, she’s just behavin’ crazily & loves to laugh a lot at funny stuff!!!! I love her very much(i’m 18), although Fergie is 30 sth, but hardly find differences between her and a teenage girl, her personality is damn great!