Just kidding. This is one drab pantsuit, Eva. I don’t know what has happened since you settled down and became a Parker, but you guys do not exactly look like a barrel of laughs standing out side of Le Baoli Restaurant in Cannes. That’s right…Cannes. How could you possibly look this bored and unhappy while you are in Cannes! It’s too much, Mr. and Mrs. Parker.
Speaking off too much…let’s get back to that pantsuit for a second. Eva, I will grant you that your figure is probably in the rare 2% that could pull off a pantsuit that looks as though it is made out of the least forgiving, bunchy fabric possible. I will even concede that your shoes seem to be pretty cute. But just because you can wear a crinkled black pantsuit with (potentially) cute shoes…doesn’t mean you should. Maybe an accessory or two would have livened this up a bit, but as it stands right now I’m feeling just as bored about the whole thing as you two look.
Image: Bauer Griffin
