• Mon, May 18 2009

Phoebe Price Continues To Look God Awful

How Phoebe Price came to be anything more than a no-name actress in Hollywood…is beyond me. What is she known for? What exactly has she done to warrant her appearance on the red carpet in Cannes. Well, let me rephrase that…what has she done other than dress up in the most horrendous dresses and hats, seemingly all for the extra attention being a fashion horror show brings.

Phoebe Price in Cannes

Image: Bauer Griffin

Phoebe, we already have Kathy Griffith to laugh at. She does the crazy dress wearing redhead thing way better than you do…and she’s actually funny. I’ve never even heard you speak and that’s not an invitation because quite frankly…I don’t want to. But it would be great if you could go away and stop being such an obnoxious tabloid groupie. You win, you have the worst style. No one dresses worse than you. Fine, done. First place awarded to Phoebe Price.

Now go home.

Phoebe Price in Cannes

Image: Bauer Griffin

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