Evan Rachel Wood Kind of Frightens Me

And somehow…I think that might be the point.

What is it about Evan Rachel Wood that makes me think she’s purposefully trying to convey the image that she’s a sophisticated divorcee from the 1940s who smokes a lot and lives dangerously – but with class. It is probably the stiff, vintage looking dresses and intensely heavy makeup she insists on wearing. Everywhere.

The orang-y red hair isn’t helping matters much either. Such a pretty blonde…why impersonate little orphan Annie?

But enough about her sense of style, which I don’t think I will ever be able to reconcile with the human behind the makeup spackle…that is until she is in fact the forty year old lady who drinks cocktails at 12:01pm and hits on her son’s friends…do you think her friends call her Evan? Or Rachel? Evan Rachel? ER? That’s just something I have always wondered. I have also wondered if it was possible for a person to be so pale that he or she is nearly translucent.

Apparently, anything is possible.

Image: INF

Image: INF

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