Tyra Banks Looks A Little Like A Pirate

I don’t know, Tyra. I’m just not buying this.

From the tip of your weave to the spike of your grey heel, this feels a little forced. Why do your sleeves look as though a small child could crawl up inside there and no one would be the wiser? Isn’t all that fabric up around your neck suffacating?

The pants appear to be the worst wrong of them all. Cutting you off right at the ankle so that yes – we can see you’ve been working out and nicely done on your toned legs. But honey, you don’t have toothpicks, nor should you. Don’t pull out a pair of shiny pants and expect they are going to be kind to your curves. They’re not.

Maybe if the waist was higher, the leg longer and the fabric less iridescent…then it might work. But as it is, not a chance, Tyra.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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