Quick! There’s a sleeve thief on the loose in Miami, Florida – and his latest victim was Anahi at the Premios Juventud Awards! The culprit appears to be targeting oversize, gaudy designs with lots of sequins and very little class. The more over the top the better – figure skaters and Las Vegas showgirls should be on the look out because he could be coming for them next. To be on the safe side, we recommend…
- Staying away from puffy sleeves that belong in the 80s.
- Keeping sequined patterns to “accents” instead of all over your outfit.
Although the sleeve burglar (slurvglar) may be on to something, since the left side of Anahi’s dress is far improved from the bad Dynesty silhouette over on the right, he must be apprehended and the stolen sleeves returned to their rightful owners.