Three Famous People Who Have Done Nothing

Is it a sign that I spend too much time watching reality TV and reading gossip magazines if I can name these three “celebrities”?  It really says something about your establishment when this is the best you can do for a celebrity promotion.  Pink’s Hot Dogs in Las Vegas had a Grand Opening this weekend that featured these three ladies who really should not be famous at all:  Mel B., Holly Madison, and Kim Kardashian.

And do I even need to mention the terrible wardrobe choices?  Scary Spice looks, well, scary with her manly physique and shiny leggings that only accentuate her large features.  Holly has the trashiest looking pink-leopard print and 1990′s strappy sandals EVER.  Oh wait I actually like Kim’s outfit…the shoes are definitely very cute.  But why are these people famous again?

I see fake celebrities, but if you are not a reality TV addict then you probably just see A LOT of money spent on silicone.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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