• Wed, Mar 17 2010

What Is An Alligator Fuckhouse?

We learn new things from commenters all the time! Like this comment by Firehorse on Do People “Titty Fuck which reads “what are your thoughts on an alligator fuck house?” We wanted to get some thoughts on that ourselves, but we had no idea what an Alligator Fuckhouse was.

Fortunately, there’s Urban Dictionary to help with that. So, just so you know, an Alligator Fuckhouse is as follows:

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: “Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though…”
We are not afraid to be service-y. We still have no idea what our thoughts on it are, though.

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  • Elizabeth Richard

    whoa whoa whoa. my understanding has always been that the “alligator fuckhouse” was a sex act 1) involving three or more people 2)–this is the important part–in or near a swamp.

    • Jennifer Wright

      Urban dictionary does not lie.