The condom store Condomania has compiled a list of the cities in America whose male inhabitants have the largest average penis sizes. We would really love to know exactly how this information was gathered, and luckily Condomania’s press release provides us with some insight:
In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world’s first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data.
“These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy.” says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. “After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men’s privacy is our utmost concern, and we’re interested only in the statistics, and not who’s who! But the data itself is pretty interesting.”
But let’s get to the interesting shit. Here are the top 20 cities in order:
20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
- New Orleans
- Washington DC
- San Diego
- New York City
- San Francisco
- St. Louis
- Los Angeles
- Dallas/Ft. Worth
For more specific stats, including the 50-state breakdown by penis rank, Condomania has a helpful press release. Servicey!