• Wed, Apr 7 2010

Beauty Tips from Miss California (No, Not That One)

Being a beauty queen is hard work. It’s probably even harder when you take over the title of Miss California from the infamous Carrie Prejean, she of the solo sex tape, the sleeping with Michael Phelps, and the disapproval of “opposite marriage.” But this year’s Miss California, Kristy Cavinder (pictured at left in her rockin’ formalwear), seems to be much more laid back than her predecessor. In an interview, she talked about her beauty tips. They include:

  • Eat a balanced diet which includes fruits and vegetables.
  • Do Pilates.
  • Sleep enough.
  • Exercise.
  • Drink milk.

I feel kind of ripped off by this interview. Exercise, eat properly, and sleep? What are you, my doctor? I want some stuff about how to use hemorrhoid cream to get rid of zits or whether Saran Wrap on your butt keeps your swimsuit from slipping. The people have spoken, Kristy Cavinder, and they want answers! Okay, maybe “the people” is just me, but I’m serious about that Saran Wrap thing. For real, is it worth trying?

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  • Jen Dziura

    Hi! I once competed in a fitness contest (as in, “Miss Fitness,” like the bodybuilding-beauty-pageant thing), and what you want is called “Bikini Bite.” Google it!