Jessica Simpson Is Totally Auditioning for the Part of Carol Brady in the Next ‘Brady Bunch’ Movie

Seriously, how else should we explain this Carol-esque haircut (she says on her Twitter it’s a wig, so thank goodness for small victories), the kitschy plastic shades, and the paisley? Jessica, let me tell you something that I learned once from a true fashion icon, Miss Clarissa Darling: no one looks good in paisley. No one.

[Hat tip: Dlisted]

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