• Mon, Apr 19 2010

Sluts Cause Earthquakes

No, for serious. At least according to Iranian Cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (fun fact: he’s Tehran’s acting prayer leader) when you wear revealing clothing you’re not only asking people to rape you, you are also causing massive earthquakes. Because:

Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes… What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.”

So the next time you decide to wear a tube top with some short-shorts ask yourself “how hot is this outfit? Hot enough for 10 people to die for it? 20? Several million?” Because who wears short shorts? Earthquake starters wear short shorts.

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