• Fri, May 14 2010

When You Kiss Boys, Jesus Thinks You’re A Slut

Remember that time when you walked along the beach in despair because unlike Pamela you had kissed a man before your wedding day? And you noticed that there were two sets of footprints alongside you? And you realized that that the other set of footprints belonged to Jesus. But suddenly, as you sank deeper in despair you saw that there was only one set of footprints. “Jesus,” you said “why have you abandoned me?” And Jesus replied “I decided you were a tramp, so I’m going to go hang out with Pamela.”

Thanks for this helpful video, anti-kissing propganda people!

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