Holly, it must be super depressing how Kendra is in the news all the time. I mean, you were totally the girlfriend who was loyal to Hef and wanted to have his babies or whatever, and Kendra had that donkey laugh all the time, but she has a baby, a husband, a sex tape, and a spinoff show, and you have… this. A terrible picture of you doing the white-girl shuffle in a horribly unattractive shirt and pigtails. And, although it is not visible in this picture, you are cohosting a bowling event with Carrot Top. Carrot Top. I won’t even humiliate you by posting the shot of you using two bowling balls as boobs, but honey, honestly, you’re better than that. Just stop already. You do know you’re allowed to stay home some nights now, right?
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