Look, if you keep portraying crocs as tiny green creatures who like to massage people’s feet, of course turtles are going to think it’s a good idea to mate with them. And it’s going to be really confusing for that turtle when the Croc just lies there. Because, you know, the Croc in the ad? That Croc would have totally been into it.
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