Actually, to be fair, we don’t know that all of these were intended to be ironic. I’m probably just unable to reconcile myself to the idea of a world where these were supposed to be serious (inspired though I am by Elizabeth Richard’s helpful tips). Unfortunately (at least in an ideal world) beards like these are a sort of horrible Catch-22. While a girlfriend would normally tell her boyfriend he needs to shave his horrible face fungus off, these beards will prevent these men from ever getting girlfriends. On the upside, they’ll also prevent them from procreating.
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