A tweet! Apparently, in Season 2 previews for Jersey Shore, Shnooks commented that her tanning bed habit has been sacrificed out of financial necessity following the 10% tan tax, and she’s had to resort to a spray tan. While Obama has implemented this tax just “for us,” Snooki opines, McCain would never tax tanning, because he’s pale.
True enough. In response, McCain (staffers, because McCain himself does not know about the internet) tweeted back that she was right: “@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”