• Fri, Jun 11 2010

In a Week of Beauty World Records, We Propose Our Own Record

This week has been all about beauty companies getting themselves in the Guinness Book of World Records. First, Estee Lauder’s Chicago location was host to the most lipstick applications in an hour. Now, Sally Hansen is trying to set a record for most nails shaped and polished in a day. That made us here at The Gloss super jealous. Why aren’t we setting records? We may not have the fine motor skills to apply lipstick to the mouths of countless strangers, but we do have other things. In particular, we have a deep, abiding appreciation for the beauteous icon known as Karl Lagerfeld. We will now try to break the record for most references to Karl in a single post.

Ahem.

Once upon a Karl Lagerfeldian midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of Karl Lagerfeld’s forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping at the thought of Karl Lagerfeld, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, like Karl Lagerfeld perhaps, rapping at my chamber door.
`’Tis some visitor, perhaps Karl Lagerfeld,’ I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this: Karl Lagerfeld, and nothing more.’

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