Five Foods As Awesome As Unicorn Meat

You probably heard all about unicorn meat yesterday. Which, admittedly, sounded excellent enough to make the pork lobby send a cease and desist order. Because we need an excellent source of sparkles, we’ve already sent away for “the new white meat” but we also realize that no matter how many pieces of candy corn the unicorns are force fed, unicorn meat alone is not enough to make up a balanced diet. Which is why we’re also going to eat some of ThinkGeek’s other delicious products, such as…

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    • haironmychest

      i imagine the miracle berry fruit tablets are discretely dropped into milkshakes sold on the street.