The ascot is back! And it’s not just for that guy in your Freshman Philosophy 101 class who wanted to be Hugh Hefner and had strange body odor! According to BlackBook, everyone from Joshua Jackson to Gucci is into them. So we expect to see one on a real, human person we interact with in, say, a week (on some timelines a week = never. You learn that in Philosophy 101, too). Here is whey were are happy the ascot is back:
The ability to go up to men and mutter “nice ass……cot!” Over and over. Or until they call HR and we have to take sensitivity classes. Again.
What? That’s not enough?
Fine. It also brings up fond memories of Scooby Doo.