In Iran, mullets are now illegal. But here in America, we let our rat tail fly. We let it fly free, sometimes with elaborately teased hair in the front, which I guess symbolizes “work in the front” if you are John Stamos working in the jungle (though personally, I would not feel welcome in that jungle, despite the fun and games). So come join us, Iranians, because it does not say “have a semi-decent haircut” on the Statue of Liberty.
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