Here’s an easy way to get your va-jay-jay sparkly, and it doesn’t involve any belabored processes or visiting a special salon. Coco de Mer offers the Butterfly Merkin, a peel-and-stick rhinestone design for your ladyparts. Simply remove the backing, and place delicately over your “powdered pussy,” according to the website. And being shaped a butterfly, it fits conveniently over the top of your hoo-ha (how many slang words for vagina can one post fit?!). Seems a lot less like something Jennifer Love Hewitt did to her poontang, and having a poontang that doesn’t look like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s is actually very appealing in and of itself.
- Wed, Jul 7 2010