Lady Gaga has reportedly signed a deal with Coty to develop her own signature scent. However, no product with Lady Gaga’s name associated with it could ever be boring, so we have to ask: what should it smell like? Here are a couple of suggestions from TheGloss’ staff.
- Lobster, obviously.
- Spandex. You know that smell that spandex has? Or is that Latex?
- Pepper. It seems like the anti-perfume.
- Cigarettes, because of those cigarette sunglasses she has.
- A really weird combination of stuff that doesn’t go together but somehow she makes it go together.
- Tea, since she’s always carrying that teacup around with her.
- I don’t know, but the bottle better be covered in sparkles.
- Hairspray, beer, and PVC.
- Fire! She uses lots of pyrotechnics.