• Wed, Jul 14 2010

Gallery: How To Celebrate National Nude Day

If you live in a nudist colony, this holiday probably seems elementary. For the rest of us, this is the one day of the year where letting all of your bits and pieces hang out is acceptable, although I’m 95% sure that Officer Fun- Sucker begs to differ.

So how are we supposed to pay tribute to this glorious National holiday without being thrown in jail for indecent exposure? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

At- home celebratory activities include, but are not limited to:

  1. Washing the dishes wearing, at most, an apron.
  2. Orgies.
  3. Paying your taxes in your underwear.
  4. Naked Chat Roulette.
  5. Searching for coins between the sofa cushion wearing only socks.

Don’t ask me how I come up with these things.

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  • lindaflirty

    I think we should all celebrate national nude day by wearing nothing but a flower in our hair, but when it’s over try wearing a flirtydivatee from flirtydivateesdotcom

  • Yourstud62

    We should all get together in SE Iowa for nude Day this year. yahoo has iowa chat rooms or add me (Yourstud62) on messanger and lets get together.

  • william meszaros

    Wow, are you messed-up about nat’l nude day….pervy picture in your article, and nudity has nothing to do with orgies….where do you go to get naked ?

    I go to black’s beach here in La Jolla CA you should come on down and enjoy the sun and the beach…..naked.