Yet Another Way to Decorate Your Vagina: Va-Ttooing

These days, it’s all about the vagina. It’s like a competition to see who can have the most glamourous reproductive organ. I can tell you right now that I’m not in first place. Second or third, maybe. But seriously, will it ever stop?

We’ve taught you about designer vagina soap, vajazzling, and even clitter, but just when you thought this absurdity couldn’t get any weirder, here we are again with yet another way to add glam and glitz to your clit.

Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now offering a bikini ink treatment, appropriately nicknamed “va- ttooing.” The temporary tattoos are airbrushed and last about five days. This sounds familiar to the fake tattoos I bought as a child at the vending machines for a quarter. However, I don’t recall experimenting with different locations for my Strawberry Shortcake tattoos. The back of my hand was her favorite hangout spot.

Would you splurge on bikini ink? Maybe you already have some? Tell us about it.

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Tricia

Did you hear about that girl who pierced her cervix a few years back? (Oh yes. There are pictures of this.) I count it as proof that while these va-ttoos might be popular now, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Lucious

Babydoll, strippers been tatting their coochies for decades. I got a dolphin jumping out of my vulva.
- MYSTIC STUDENT
  
  How does that look, I mean could you post THAT ????
- Joe
  
  A dolphin, huh? So, does it smell like fish then?
T

tacky and tasteless…not a prude, I have 2 1/2 tats myself (one is in the process of removal) but…comeonson…Jesus? I think if you tat it should have a meaning, which mine all do, not just some random bs…but that’s just my opinion! Would never tat my Muschi tho…stupid
- C
  
  That’s not Jesus, that’s the Big Lebowski dude!
jamie

this is yuck, im glad im gay. not saying all womans vaginas look like this but whats the point?
- Danny
  
  Enjoy hell fag
- Stinky
  
  Danny-
  you’re a closed minded douchelord. get a fucking grip dickwipe.
Venus in Furs

I am both outraged and amused. On the one hand, I think all this designer vagina business is just one more way that society makes women feel inadequate, not sexy enough, not pretty enough, not . On the other hand, how hilarious would it be to get a temp tatt of Willie Nelson’s face over your bush just prior to your next OB-GYN visit? On the balance, the predominant feeling I have after reading this article is: If you don’t like my cooch the way it is, don’t stick your face down there.
Pfluffy

I’m trying to imagine what sort of statement people could possibly choose for a twattoo? (This side up?) And how do you explain it to your medical professional should an occasion for care necessitate an exam and discussion? (Well, I wanted my special bits to be much more special, that’s why I have the corporate sponsor, Jheri Curl). Is it just your special way to make darn sure you’re super careful not to fall naked in the bathroom, breaking a hip, and having the fire department haul you off to the hospital? ‘Cause those guys take pictures, laugh, and share.

Do what you want. If it’s funny or stupid enough, we’ll laugh at you if we want.
seph

I wish people would look up what ‘vagina’ means before they wrote this kind of thing.
- Leah
  
  THANK YOU. My vag is on the inside, I don’t know about these peeps.
MYSTIC STUDENT

Well, it is a good thing she doesn’t have to look at it. You know it doesn’t look the same looking down at it. But what if she changes boy friends, she will NEVER hear the end of it. And NEVER get kissed south of the border, either. NOoooo not worth it. !!!!
J Morgan

Absolutely halarious. Especially venus in furs comment about getting a twatoo before you go to the OB-GYN that trumped the laugh card with a spit take. HA
Cmo

Its whatever….@T……its Tommy Chong!!!
Flutterby

Judging by a few of the comments, not everyone actually read the post. It’s about TEMPORARY tattoos.

I probably would. I’m a fan of airbrush body art, and my nudist mindset makes my pubic mound and vulva merely another part of my body to be decorated on a whim.
jillsmo

Holy crap, is that CHONG??
Miche

Even if this is temporary can you imagine being the guy who sleeps with her… looking down to see your junk being necked by Chong? That’s upsetting in some really special ways
sykosam619

this pic WAS AWSOME !!!!!!!! THE BEST PIC ON THE INTERNET SINCE PARIS HILTONDS CLIT!! id post a pic but im UNDERAGE!! ;[ : [ —- find me on facebook or ps3 my ID IS SAMWILSON2010 NO SPACES
Lolcat

Is it Jesus doing aerobics?
Pete from Boston

That was interesting. It would definitely be one hell of a conversation piece. But no one’s going down on THAT.
- Mike
  
  “But no one’s going down on THAT.” Ummmm I beg to differ! I think it’d be interesting to go down on her. I, for one, would giver her head.
- I’m a Jersey Guido
  
  Pete, don’t be such a pussy (pun intended)! Are you illiterate? Because if you would have read the article you would have seen it says: “The temporary tattoos are airbrushed and last about five days.” I think it would be fun for a couple to try something like that. It’s just temporary.
- Stephanie and her sort of funny blog
  
  I concur.
  It would be like a dude kissing another dude. That smelled like vagina.
  And author – this has nothing to do ANATOMICALLY with the vagina OR clit. Vulva, at best, but mostly just labia and pubic bone.
  
  And there is your anatomy lesson for the day. No need to thank me.
  
  lol
Brenna

Chong? Jesus? What?!? CLEARLY WIllie Nelson!!
AA

This is NOT a tattoo! It’s just painted on…
Stephanie

OK, now I wanna see Pe-ttoing….that’s right, on GUYS!! I’m thinking Elephant Man with a beard….rofllllllllllll
- fn2bhd
  
  Oh now that was great! Got my rofl.
tibicen

Jesus. Does anyone here have a NORMAL SEX LIFE or understand what the term TEMPORARY means?

My fiance would laugh his ass off if I came home and my PUBIC AREA [not vagina, people...This is why men should not make health decisions for women] was painted like a butterfly or something. I think it’s funny, and who says the girl has the show it to anyone? Maybe it’s for a little self empowerment.

Don’t hate. Appreciate.
Steve Murray

I would definitely give Jesus one right in her chin. mmmm I bet its tasty. I thought Jesus was bald. Well she should be.
- Ophelia
  
  She ‘should be’ bald eh? Seriously? Get a grip, women have pubic hair (shock horror) and the only place a bald vagina exists naturally is on pre-pubescent girls. I feel sorry for whoever you project this weird idea of what you find desirable onto.
Agreed with Steve

Would you date a man who never shaved his face? Society demands that some things be maintained, and not by tattooing it and grooming it into a beard. Incidentally, think about this: this woman is either rather old or she dyes her pubic hair grey.
John

He looks just like a guy who hoarded rats on a recent episode of Hoarders.
ali

by kiri
Amused not Confused

THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!!!!! god it seems like nobody here can take a joke! It would be so funny if a guy would P-too his junk hahaha I would laugh my ass off … Bearded elephant sounds perfect … :) rofl
Jennifer

This “conversation” is the best thing I’ve read all week: love the Jesus/Chong/Willie Nelson confusion – too funny…yet sad that anyone could mistake Willie for Jesus – or Chong, for that matter. Thanks everyone :)
Kathy Heaney

Twat’s new?
pearly whites

That is some thing to absolutely smile about.

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Arjun

give him a shave