• Tue, Jul 20 2010

Officer Deserts Patrol To See Bridget the Midget

A police officer in Massachusetts abandoned his post to go see the world’s smallest porn star, Bridget the Midget. After an internal investigation, he’s chosen to resign rather than face disciplinary action. The police chief responsible for the officer says, ““Momma told me there would be days like this.We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud (other officers) stepped up.” Kudos to your mother for telling you that there would be days when you employees would run away to see a midget porn star, because that is an almost universal truth in all businesses.

However, we feel a like a lot of reporting has not been done on this story. Are the police officer and Bridget the Midget maybe together now?  Does she know the devastating effect her potent pint sized sexuality had on this man? Enquiring minds need to know. - Taunton Gazette

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