We’re bringing hoop skirts back, you other fuckers don’t know how to act. Our inspiration is Carla Bruni. Not because she wears hoop skirts, but because, according to Racked Carla was out wearing nude pantyhose like some kind of crazy person, and maybe she is brining nude pantyhose back.
We were not aware that nude pantyhose ever left. I mean, they’ve left us because it’s the end of July and it’s 92 degrees out, but we’ll probably start wearing them come fall again. Maybe because we are red hot fashion trendsetters, maybe because we’ve been doing so every winter forever. Anyhow, here are some legitimately defunct trends that we’d like to see someone try (caveat: not Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga doesn’t count).