It took me a minute to figure out what was going on in this picture. At first I thought it was really bad Photoshop — like, Photoshop that gave Jessica Simpson an extra leg. But then I realized that it’s one of her handlers (or “friends”) holding her up as she straddles boyfriend Eric Johnson (who is from my hometown, in case you missed that post).
WTF? It’s not THAT hard to wrap your legs around a vertical man, especially a man who, for all intents and purposes, should be relatively strong, being an ex-NFL tight end and all. It’s not even like she’d have that far to go if she fell. Possibly time to relinquish a little control, Simpson.