• Tue, Jul 27 2010

Not Getting Any? Hickey Tattoos Will Make People Think You Are

When I was in high school, hickeys were like a badge of honor. They basically said to the world “Hello, I have been kissed on the neck recently. How are you?” Sadly, the hickey has become less glamorous, even though people like to watch movies about vampires and then fantasize about said vampires biting them on the neck.

For ten bucks, you can get an assortment of three temporary hickey tattoos. I like the traditional lipstick-kiss one [pictured] the best, but you can also get one that reads “Love Hurts.” Um, everybody knows that hickeys don’t hurt and that no one’s mouth is in the shape of words. But nice try there, guys.

[Via The Luxury Spot]

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