• Tue, Aug 3 2010

In Defense of Screwing Guys With Non-Huge Penises

The Nerve Bad Sex book contains many useful bits of information, such as why you should not have sex with closeted gay Republicans on the internet or allow your cat to fall in love with you. But it also contains this passage, aka one of the best pieces of sex advice ever, by Ari Cohen:

You will never get an erotic massage from a well-endowed man. The large-cocked among us feel that they don’t have anything to prove, which in the domain of the male ego is bad news. They think that they are doing you a favor by offering you their dick, unaware that stores sell similar products  in silicone and plastic. My ideal man is reasonably-sized, but worried that he’s small, and thereby offers a full menu of additional services.

THIS. When your choices come down to a) guy who is large and might leave you walking bowlegged tomorrow and b) dude who is normal-sized but will also engage in foreplay and is super grateful you’re doing it with him, always, always go with option B.

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  • Leah

    This completely true. A “large-cocked man” will never make you dinner, give you any foreplay, and will ALWAYS expect you to be on top and do all the work.

  • Kelsey

    Lies. A well-endowed man you’re having a one night stand with? Perhaps.

    I’ve had excellent experience with a well endowed man who knew foreplay was just as important as the act itself.

    And there are plenty of not-so-well-endowed men who jump straight into sex.

    don’t judge books by their covers :)

  • chachiluv

    My husband is small-to-average in that department and I pretty much have an amazing orgasm every. single. time. guaranteed. I have only been w/ one guy before him and that was just one night, so I don’t have much to compare him to. He and I have been together nearly a decade, very happily, and I don’t care to experience anything else. He also knows what kind of fore- and during-play I want and need.

  • Nicole

    Always, always go with the man who is small? OVER MY DEAD BODY! I’m allergic to small packages; I break out in hives and lose my appetite. Seeing something small breaks my spirit and dissolves my desire. I refuse to accept anything that I can’t feel. God bless all of you women willing to accept the small packages. Someone has to do it and it AIN’T GONNA BE ME!!!!

  • Cheeto

    That’s so not true. My husband is veeery well endowed, lol. And the way he made me fall in love with him was all the extra stuff he did. Long, full-body massages, drawing me bubble baths with candles and rose petals, you name the corny stuff, he did it. And so did the other well endowed guys I’ve been with. maybe I just get lucky? lol

  • david

    true my exgf. told me as much once and said she liked the fact that I take the time to do alot of foreplay whereas her ex did not and it really hurt her since it so wide.