Gallery: This Is Why Vampires Are Fat

You know, just because they’re on a liquid diet doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to be skinny. Some vampires have a thyroid condition, okay? You should be sensitive to that and instead of telling the to lay off the blood slushies. That said, some other vampires are just making bad choices.

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      Is “Skin Eating Jungle Vampires” on Netflix?