• Thu, Aug 5 2010

Brett Favre. Masturbating. In Crocs.

I’m sorry, there’s almost nothing I can add to this story. Apparently Brett Favre (kind of gross) sent former Florida State Cowgirl Jenn Sterger cock shots (kind of gross) of himself while wearing crocs (kind of gross). Together, all these individually mildly gross things combine to form an amazing triumverate of grossness. You can check out the entire story on Deadspin. It’s sort of an epic tale for our time. However, before you go to it, please feel free to vote on which part of this story is most disturbing.

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  • thehawk

    Whoever released this information is definitely a vikings fan.

  • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

    Hahaha, I said iPhone cock shots, but apparently I am way outnumbered there as crocs are in a significant lead.

  • gabone

    yes – got it right! CROCS are the worst invention on the f…ing planet!

  • Mike Hawk

    Is bigger than Favre’s

  • Rick

    I’ve got six pairs of Crocs. They’re comfortable as hell and the Rx Relief type help people with bad feet. No, I don’t work for the company. Since Brett’s adventures, I make a point of always putting on pants before slipping on Crocs.