The Daily Mail is totally trying to make the word “he-vage” happen, but I will not give in. It is their word for what happens when metrosexual dudes like Jude Law and Russell Brand wear very low cut shirts. Everybody knows that you can only say “he-vage” if they have man boobs, but these guys wouldn’t even be able to fill out A cups.
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