• Thu, Aug 19 2010

Taylor Momsen Does Not Dress Like A High Class Hooker

Old joke: how do you spot the high class hooker in a club? She’s the one wearing a Chanel suit. Okay, maybe that isn’t so much a joke as it is “something that you learn by watching Secret Diary of a London Call Girl.”

Either way, it still means that we suspected that Taylor Momsen was incorrect when she described her look as “high class hooker.” To try to back this up, we checked out the presentation guidelines from the Australian high class escort agency Mona Lisa Models (we googled “what do high class call girls wear?” for a while, first). Here are their presentation guidelines:

We have two types of presentation to suit your preference. Mona Lisa Models™ representatives are presented either in a fitted business suit, corporate but feminine, with subtle sexiness, or a floor length designer evening gown with elbow gloves and an elegant wrap, and, of course, perfect grooming is standard for all appointments. An elegant designer cocktail dress can be worn as an alternative if requested.

Natural looking make up and shining, clean hair are imperative. Models are instructed to wear closed-toe heels, not strappy little clacky numbers which attract unwanted attention (as much as we love them!). Underneath the suit or evening gown, models must wear full French corsetry. (Exquisite corset or bustier, with lace top stockings & suspenders.) Matching bras and knickers with stay-ups are not acceptable here, even if it is La Perla. It’s just a little too ‘ordinary’, and we strive for exceptional, not just good.

In conclusion, I wish I had the discipline to dress like a high class call girl every day. But maybe when Taylor said her look is “high class call girl” she meant “I’m about to wildly revamp my style”. If that’s the case, I’m really looking forward to the opera gloves.

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