Anti-Aging Goggles Will Make You Pretty. Pretty Weird Looking.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale

Her infinite varietyother women cloy

The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry

Where most she satisfies; for vilest things

Become themselves in her, that the holy priests

Bless her when she is riggish.

Because she wears Japanese anti-aging goggles! They smoosh all her skin back to where it one was,  so no one can see her wrinkles. And fortunately, now you can, too. For only $48. How much time tested make-up could you buy with that? Lots. (Cleo suggests some good eyeliner).

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