You Tryin’ to Smush? The Best of the Worst of ‘Jersey Shore’ Style

Jersey Shore never fails to entertain me. We could probably get into a pretty good argument on why it’s the best reality show out there. Nothing surprises me anymore about these elite eight individuals who invade my TV screen every Thursday night between 10 p.m. and 11. So they all have herpes and most of them aren’t even actually from Jersey, big whoop. What does surprise me, however, is that with their outrageously inappropriate wardrobes, J.Woww and The Situation seem to think people will actually buy their clothing (J.Woww’s clothing line, Filthy Couture, was recently launched and The Situation’s “Situation” line will be surfacing soon). From shirts with cleavage cutouts to sweatsuits that belong in the 90s, check out some of the best of the worst from Jersey Shore season two in Miami.

(All images via WENN)

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    • Somnilee

      @Picture number 8 – Please tell me that that’s a shirt and she forgot to put pants on, right?!

      • shesoverthere

        Sadly, this is a “nightie”…this was the episode that the girls got all “sexy” and the boys (in their Shirts Before the Shirts and Jeans) played a game … No. Really. It was game night.

    • Jessica

      I only have one correction. You referred to JWOW’s clevage, which does not actually exist. Instead, she has was appears to be two large, hard solid objects (potentially actual melons) stuffed into her chest. They are scary and gross.