• Thu, Sep 2 2010

Party Favors: The Paper of Record Approves Of Your Small Tits

What do you do if your neighbors keep having really loud sex? The correct reaction is not “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” – Marie Claire

The New York Times says it’s cool to have small boobs, so obviously it must be true. – New York Times

Are Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie and Sammi the most dysfunctional couple on TV? Short answer: yes. – Wall Street Journal

How do you know when you’re in love? Like pornography, you know it when you see it. – Esquire

If you get stalked on Facebook, you are basically shit out of luck. – Jezebel

Celebrity sex scandals can teach you important lessons. Like “don’t cheat!” And “don’t make a sex tape!” Wow, thank goodness for famous people. – Fox News

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