• Fri, Sep 3 2010

Gallery: County Fair Foods As Exciting As Fried Beer

Some mornings you say, “fuck you, oatmeal. Fuck you, egg white omelet Marie Claire and Glamour and Vogue said would be a “fun and healthy treat!” I am going to eat some fried beer and a cookie chicken sandwich. And I am going to smear some grease directly into my arteries.” And then you just get into a car, and you drive, you drive 180 miles and hour with the top down, you drive as fast as you can until you get to a country fair. And then suddenly, you jolt awake. It was all a dream. And all you have in the house is oatmeal and yogurt.

Sometimes, dreams really do come true. County fairs are what dreams are made of.

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  • Lilit Marcus

    “Hot Beef Sundae” definitely sounds like a sex thing.

  • Jillian

    Deep fried butter. Just when you think it isn’t possible … it is.

  • Malkovich

    I go to the Renaissance Fair every year just for Cheesecake on a Stick. You’re right – why don’t they sell it in the frozen food aisle of my friendly neighborhood supermarket?

  • Alex

    I saw deep fried cheesecake at a chinese food restaurant once. I have no idea what it had to do with chinese food.

  • E

    I had frozen chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick at a bakery in greensboro, NC. It was awesome.

  • E

    I had frozen chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick in greensboro,NC at a bakery. it was the best thing that has ever happened to me

  • Imogen

    OH WOW. I want that chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick sooooo badly.