Headline of the Week: Balls in Cincinnati

Yesterday, USA Today boldly grappled with the question that’s on everyone’s mind: “Are there enough balls to go around in Cincinatti?

Naturally, the writer was referencing Cincinnati football players who will want to get their hands on the ol’ pigskin this season, and posing the rhetorical question to readers as to whether there will be enough ball time for everyone. Who can say? But it did remind me of this commercial for Axe body wash earlier this year, since I coincidentally just watched it on TV yesterday.

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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