How to Get the Best Porn Name Ever

You know how your porn name is the street you grew up on plus the name of your first pet? Well, check this out — Boing Boing has an article up today about street names that have words like “Butt Hole” in them, including Lustful Court, Bladder Lane and…wait for it…Gropecunt Lane:

“the classic unfortunate street name used in England in the Middle Ages — Gropecunt Lane — [was] “believed to be a reference to the prostitution centered on those areas,” according to Wikipedia.”

In case you’re wondering, my porn name is pretty good — Joey Baker. What’s your porn name? How does it hold up against Fluffy Gropecunt?

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    • Kaela

      ‘Kitty Windmill’ is pretty good :)

    • Katie

      I would totally use my stripper name- Strawberry Jade. Legit.

    • Eileen

      Tough Girl Campbell.

      But we called the birdie “TG” for short :)

    • shhh

      cookie scarboro

    • gotplaid

      Madison Courtland. Sounds more like a soap star.

      I totally wish it was Gropecunt.

    • Caitlin

      Thumper Brandi.

    • c

      Captain Cherry.
      I pride myself on this.

    • Somnilee

      Well, I don’t know the name of the street I first lived on, so at a guess mine would be Cocoa Lismore

    • m.

      Frieda Brookfield.

    • Amy

      Frisky Wyndham!

    • Lindsay Cross

      Pookie Downs.

    • Jody

      Phyllis King….weak

    • Sara

      Fluffy Camphill…. :/

    • emily

      Chi Chi Harpoon (really)

    • Jennifer Wright

      Lucky Forest.

    • Sugarblind

      Lucy West… boring. Also, as a porn star, I would not want the syllable “loose” anywhere near my name.

    • Alanna

      Chloe Java. It sounds more like a sexy secret agent than a porn star to me though, haha.

    • Becka

      Goldie Mill

    • Zoe

      Happy McClean. Sounds like a bad sitcom star name :P

    • Dani

      I kid you not, it’s ‘Goldie Canal’. My current one is ‘Cookie Research’.
      I’m very proud of both.

    • coco

      linky schozach…. umm well…sounds fun, almost ridiculous^^

    • tj

      Milo Longfellow

    • Dan

      Moose Howland.

      Yes sir.