There seem to be a lot of articles telling you “what you should wear to fashion shows!” By fashion shows, I assume they mean New York Fashion Week, which begins today. First of all, I’m glad we’re all going to fashion shows because we all live in the same town, and there are no other towns in the world, and we all participate in the same activities in that town (Fashion Week has come to the Village in The Prisoner, yay!) However, if you are going to the shows, you probably already know what you’re wearing. You’re wearing the outfit that looks good on you that you feel comfortable in. Oh, you don’t have one of those? Wear some skinny jeans, high heels and a blazer.
Unless you want to be awesome. In which case, you should wear one of the following: