• Mon, Sep 13 2010

Play the Stupid Celebrity Baby Name Matching Game

If you think Apple and Suri are the most oddly named celebrity kids, you haven’t even heard the half of it. Here’s a list of some of my favorite jaw-droppingly awful celebrity child monikers. See if you can match the kid with his or her parent(s).

KIDS

Scout LaRue (girl)

Banjo (boy)

Reign Beau (girl)

Pilot Inspektor (boy)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (girl)

Jermajesty (boy)

Seven (boy) and Puma (girl)

Audio Science (boy)

Saffron Sahara (girl)

Speck Wildhorse (boy)

PARENTS

Erykah Badu

Simon LeBon

Shannyn Sossamon

Jermaine Jackson

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Rachel Griffiths

Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Ving Rhames

Jason Lee

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  • Jillian Engel

    Also, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s second daughter, Seraphina. Couldn’t they have just stuck with Sara(h)?

  • nolalola26

    Ugh. It’s like because they’re special and better than everyone else, they can’t have children with normal names. Goopy Gwyneth gets on my nerves, but I actually thought Apple was kind of an ok name. However “Audio Science” and “Pilot Inspektor” are BEYOND idiotic, and “Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily” is awful. And her siblings are named “Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, and Little Pixie.”

  • ashleii56

    the names suk chesse