• Tue, Sep 14 2010

A Few Good Reasons For Afternoon Drinking

Sometimes, you find that your period comes early. The way that you find this out is that you are watching a video of a sad puppy and you begin crying uncontrollably. This event is one good reason to start drinking in the middle of the afternoon. Here are a few others.

  1. You’re going through a break-up. In this extreme situation, you should be drunk all the time.
  2. Other people around you are doing it.
  3. You had to get an oil change this morning, unexpectedly. You’ve been through enough today!
  4. It’s someone’s birthday. Even if there isn’t alcohol provided with the office cake, and even if everyone returns to their desk after the celebration, there’s no reason you and your flask shouldn’t keep the party going in your cubicle!
  5. Summer is over. So sad.

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